I've got myself wanting a good back scratch and/or ear cleaning. I just started thinking about it, and it's awful. It's like jonesing for a pizza on Christmas day, knowing you can't have one because every pizzeria is closed.

Seriously, I can't say from experience, but I'd bet money those two things are better than sex. *droopy eyes*

There is a 14 year old in my Spanish class. Christ, that makes me feel old. How did she even get in a college course?

Then, there are THREE 16 year olds doing dual credit for college and high school.

I would just like to announce to the world (or at least my f-list) that Ali (justawordaway ) is... a saint. She bought me a rename token and an account extension.  I don't know what I did to deserve it, but I THANK YOU!!!! ♥ I owe you so hard.